We don't plan to...

Recapitulando, buscando en el baúl de mi cabeza, me encontré una de mis memorias más hilarantes. Para añadirle al appeal, yo andaba con mi traje de western whore, con una rosa en el pelo, con fishnets, tacones altísimos, mi súper vestido strapless rojo/negro y con encaje, hmmm...

"Can you come here for a second? I know there's not much that a 74-year-old woman can offer to kids like you, except for experience, and that's why I want to tell you this.

Once I had this play, Cinderella, in which two of my leading parts were boyfriend and gilfriend; more exactly, they were the fairy godmother and the prince. They always were together, even backstage. The did everything together.

The day of the show, everything went just fine, but some time afterwards, we found out that the fairy godmother was pregnant with the prince's baby. Both moms came to talk to me like crazy, but we can't do anything about what they did off-stage.

So, why am I telling you all this? I just want to ask you something. If you're having sex, please, please, PLEASE wear protection!"