Carlarax

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Carlarax: The new easy-swallow-pill that prevents you from falling in love by blocking any love hormone to your brain, and enhancing rational thinking. No more pain. Why wait? Visit your closest Carla Center now!

We are not responsible for possible suicide attempts, eye cancer, gonorrhea, uncontrolable sexual arousement, dry mouth, precocious alzheimer, heart attacks, flea plagues, tick tides, chickenpox, smallpox or flu that could be caused directly or indirectly by Carlarax.